The moon has its share of detractors.  Some say it lacks atmossphere while others say it looks like their driveway back in Houston. The moon has also inspired poets, werewolves and the pathological psychos among us.  One day the moon will simply fall into the sea and there will be a lot of news programs dedicated to just how this could happen. I suspect it will air at sweeps time.

Although it is not real well known, Lil Oyster Annie saved the world from invading space things.  One day as she was filter feeding at the power plant in Safety Harbor a space ship came down from the sky and alien oysters came out of every orifice. Annie immediately got in their faces (?) and simply told them that this planet is just too small for every bit of flotsam in the universe.  Since no one wants to mess with a higher life form, the aliens apologized and gave her a gift certificate to visit Uranus should she ever get the chance. Actually the aliens meant to visit Utah but they couldn’t find the place.