Birds were the first creatures to fly. Back in the Age of the Dinosaurs a pair of Dactals learned to aviate because on the ground they were always being eaten or forced to work a minimum wage job with no benefits. Just about any one could fly given those options. And then there were the penguins.  Birds too lazy to fly. And Emus, who decided if the penguins can do that so can we. ....the bottom line is, they have been around for a long time and if they want to hang out in bars, they should damn well be able to. If humans can climb trees...........so, anyway, the BIRDS evolved from a wedding invitation to an ad campaign for Richard Boom’s Tavern drawn on an assortment of bar napkins and old pizza crusts.  Birds are different from humans, we evolved from the apes.

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