BIRDS . In Bars. So I suppose I am going to have to listen to a bunch of bee-hugging nature freaks who will tell me birds do not hang out in bars.. Fine. They don’t go to church either and they have yet to complain about extinction.  With GW in the White House, every one should worry about extinction. The birds are going to wonder what happened when the Republicans repeal the law of gravity and they end up having to walk migration routes twice a year.

People have always loved Birds.  Long ago people used to compose rhyming verse late at night to calm the chickens.  Later on the French refined the pastime and called it “poetry” which is, in their language is called “poultry.”    Birds fill the world with song  Most birds hate disco, Liam Gallagher, jet aircraft intakes and Colonel Sanders. Though not in that order.

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