Contrary to popular belief, Bambi is not his girl friend though he has has a fling or two with Elke Sommers and a member of the Spice Girls.

VENISON is the other reindeer who never was invitied to join in the reindeer games because he usually tried to cheat and always got caught. The other deer never even asked him to go to any of the Lapp Dances they were invited to. They keep him around cause the elves love him.

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VENISON lost his parents in a home invasion during the height of hunting season and was adopted by a family of flying squirrels who taught him to aviate  This was a skill he never quite mastered and he gained a fondness for nuts which may explain why he never married. He spends his summers in Moosejaw as a waiter at a Burger Thing.

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