It’s the end of this world as we know it (but I’ll get by)

This is the skyline of DowntownTampa.  No one knows why. It is like it has always been there. I suspect all this stuff was built around The HUB  to make it feel like the place was downtown. There used to be a Whiskey Bottle water tower downtown but the Lap Dancing Capital of the world thought this was not good for the image. Tampa gets urban removaled and developed a lot so we get to see lots of fires. Arsenio Hall could get arrested here just because his name sounds like unban removal.  We have YBOR CITY which was so wonderfully seedy it was like moving out of Tampa to live there and leaving Tampa to visit there.  Tampa has a bay.  Defined as a large expanse of water.  That we have. Do not swim in it. We have sea creatures that have been genetically  bred to eat anyone who has ever been near fast food. We have terrible weather here.

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