The Oyster Mafia has a lot of friends. Here they are shown posing with Jimmy Hoffa, Mao Tse Tung, John Belushi and Mae West.

Intrepid explorers, the Oyster Mafia discovered everything before everyone else as these photos from the sixth century BC can attest. They roamed the earth before the dinosaurs.

Alien Oysters probably came here from the Crab Nebula. Although there are those who say they are descendents of the first earth shellfish to go into space many eons ago looking for a mini-market that stocked pickled herring. When they come to Earth, they are never going to ask to be taken to a leader because they don’t have the time to wait until we find one.