Unlike other creatures, the OYSTER MAFIA evolved from a mushroom. One day I drew a mushroom and all of a sudden it turned in an oyster. Forget the millions of years it too other species to evolve, this probably took seconds. A mushroom climbed into the sea for a dip, mated with a clam and when it crawled back out it was an oyster. Not so far fetched.  It is said there is magic in the fungus amongst us.  The future of the OYSTER MAFIA was so bright they took to wearing cheap sunglasses.

The OYSTER MAFIA began life in YBOR CITY but they were cast out with the rest of the sentient creatures and forced to wander around searching for the meaning of life. This will certainly occupy most of their time. Leaving the Latin Quarter in a Ten Cent Town they went forth in the world and added since they know little about math and never could figure out how to multiply.  They are now one of the smartest species on Earth because they have never owned a televison and other than worshipping Sigourney Weaver, they aren’t much into religion.