The city of Tampa recently hired a young woman named Faith, who could move mountains.  Faith moved Mt.St. Helens here and the people of Washington State are ecstatic about it. The city hopes to use the mountain as a recreation area and a tourist attraction. The locals are looking forward to a massive eruption some time soon.

A few of the things I have been working on is a patent for dehydrated water, an illustrated complete works of the HISTORY of CANDIED YAMS and a new CD (with the band NO PRIOR RECORD) entitled “UNNATURAL AXE and other LOVE SONGS”. Also on tap is a new OYSTER MAFIA comic and a small book with the working title MICE DINER.

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